i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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