Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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