North Korea, Best Korea!
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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