yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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