I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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