If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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