pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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