well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
So much Jack, so little girl.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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