Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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