I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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