Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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