just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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