So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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