this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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