It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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