nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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