My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
