Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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