small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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