It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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