we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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