I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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