I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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