So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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