Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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