Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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