do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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