Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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