Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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