My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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