Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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