ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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