I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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