I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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