This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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