I heard we made out
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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