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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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