I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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