How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Dick very happy bro
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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