you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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