Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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