Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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