i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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