It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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