come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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