I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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