I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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