You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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