YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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