if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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