You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
