with your own penis?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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