you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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