I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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