i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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