Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
