i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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